TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MAY BE A SOAP CHARACTER

1O. Your children look drastically different every two years.

9. You spend all day at the hospital for no apparent reason.

8. Everytime you leave the house you run into your ex.

7. You recently found out your sister is really your mother!

6. You once faked a pregnancy to get your boyfriend back.

5. You can only get pregnant when you cheat on your husband.

4. You slept with your husband's twin brother by mistake.

3. You forgot that you gave birth to a son 20 years ago.

2. You can break into hospital records with your hands tied behind your back.

AND THE #1 SIGN YOU ARE A SOAP CHARACTER...............................

1.Your best friend murdered your mother, slept with your husband, and kidnapped your baby.

TOP TEN ACTORS ON AMC:

10. Vincent Irizarry

9. Kelly Ripa

8. Cady Mclain

7. Julia Barr

6. Susan Lucci

5. Micheal E. Knight

4. John Callahan

3. Marcy Walker

2. Micheal Nader

AND THE NUMBER ONE ACTOR ON AMC...

1. David Canary

TOP TEN AMC COUPLES:

10.Ryan and Gillian

9. Natalie and Trevor

8. Joe and Ruth

7. Dimitri and Erica

6. Jessie and Angie

5. Cliff and Nina

4.Jenny and Greg

3.Edmund and Maria

2. Phillip and Tara

AND THE NUMBER ONE AMC COUPLE...

1. Tad and Dixie

TOP TEN EMMY CATEGORIES OVERLOOKED...

10. Nastiest Sex Scene

9. Most Missed Character

8. Most Overated Actor

7. Most Overused Story

6. Worst Writing Team

5. Worst Casting Director

4. Hottest Female Ass

3. Hottest Male Ass

2. Best Old Fart

AND THE NUMBER ONE OVERLOOKED EMMY CATEGORY...

1. Worst Recast

TOP TEN THINGS I DON'T WANT TO SEE ON AMC:

10. Bianca returns to PV and Erica quits Enchanment to spoon feed her.

9. When everyone finds out what Adam did with Colby they stone him to death.

8. The veteran cast members are replaced with 25 year olds to say dough

7. Scott and Becca work their asses off pumping out dozens off documentaries a year.

6. David becomes the most wonderful man in the world. He often surprises Erica with rooms full of flowers. He also forgives his mother and volunteers ever week at church and gives blood.

5. Raquel dates Edmund.

4. Tad divorces Dixie and marries Liza

3. Hayley serves Mateo breakfest in bed every day and brushes his teeth and hair. She also likes it when he calls her "woman."

2. Jake rescues Colby and other PV children from a grizzly bear, PV is so thankful that they build a Jake monument and declare August 13 "Jake Day!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HAPPEN ON AMC...

1. Edmund disappears.

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